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		<title>From the mouth of Babes &#8211; The Ten Commandments</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 01 Feb 2012 15:17:58 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Donnie</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[<a href="http://www.confettiantiques.com/blogs/humor/from-the-mouth-of-babes-the-ten-commandments/"><img align="left" hspace="5" width="100" src="http://www.confettiantiques.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/ten-commandments-242x300.jpg" class="alignleft wp-post-image tfe" alt="" title="ten-commandments" /></a>God Bless The Child A Sunday school teacher was discussing the Ten Commandments with her five and six year olds&#8230; After explaining the commandment to &#8220;Honor thy father and thy mother,&#8221; she asked &#8220;Is there a commandment that teaches us how to treat our brothers and sisters?&#8221; Without missing a beat one little girl answered, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Answering machine humor</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 01 Feb 2012 15:15:39 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Donnie</dc:creator>
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		<title>There are two ways to conquer and enslave a nation</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 14 Sep 2011 15:44:21 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Donnie</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[<a href="http://www.confettiantiques.com/blogs/humor/there-are-two-ways-to-conquer-and-enslave-a-nation/"><img align="left" hspace="5" width="100" height="100" src="http://www.confettiantiques.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/image001-150x150.jpg" class="alignleft wp-post-image tfe" alt="" title="image001" /></a>German Carnival Parade and US Politics   GLAD THAT GERMANY UNDERSTANDS OUR PLIGHT and is able to make fun of the USA LIKE EVERY OTHER NATION ON THE GLOBE NOT GOOD!! What Germany really thinks about Obama and his poor leadership of the United States of America.  He has brought this all on himself, by himself [...]]]></description>
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		<title>A wife asked her husband to describe her.</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 19 Aug 2011 15:28:51 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Donnie</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[A wife asked her husband to describe her. He looked at her, then said, &#8220;You&#8217;re A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K&#8221;. She asks, &#8220;What does that mean&#8221;? He said, &#8220;Adorable, Beautiful, Cute, Delightful, Elegant, Foxy, Gorgeous, Hot&#8221;. She smiled and said, &#8220;Oh, that&#8217;s sweet, but what about &#8216;I, J, K&#8217; [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Stop Cutting Down Trees!  It&#8217;s Serious Now.</title>
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		<dc:creator>Donnie</dc:creator>
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