The teacher gave her fifth-grade class an assignment: get their parents to tell them a story with a moral at the end of it. The next day the kids came back and one by one began to tell their stories. Ashley said, “My father’s a farmer, and we have a lot of egg-laying hens. One [...]

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The husband had just finished reading a new book entitled, “You Can Be the Man of Your House.” He stormed over to his wife in the kitchen and announced, “From now on, you need to know that I am the man of this house and my word is Law. You will prepare me a gourmet [...]

QUESTION? What was the most positive result of the “Cash for Clunkers” program? ANSWER: It took 95% of the Obama bumper stickers off the road.

Understanding Engineers – Take One Two engineering students were walking across campus when one said, “Where did you get such a great bike?” The second engineer replied, “Well, I was walking along yesterday minding my own business when a beautiful woman rode up on this bike. She threw the bike to the ground, took off [...]

Silent Monks Singing Halleluia

I went shopping on Nov. 28th 2009, a.k.a. Black Friday. I started to think about it, and Black Friday is one big oxymoron. As we all know Thanksgiving is about being thankful for everything God has given us. Then on Black Friday we all go shopping to get more. People are so greedy when it [...]

A fleeing Taliban desperate for water was staggering through the Afghan’ desert when he saw something afar off in the distance. Hoping to find water, he hurried towards ‘the object’ only to find a little old Jewish man at a small stand selling ties. The Taliban asked, “Do you have water?” The Jewish man replied, [...]

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A blonde was playing Trivial Pursuit one night. It was her turn. She rolled the dice and she landed on Science & Nature. Her question was, “If you are in a vacuum and someone calls your name, can you hear it?” She thought for a time and then asked, “Is it on or off?”