Archive for 'Humor' Category

From the mouth of Babes – The Ten Commandments

God Bless The Child A Sunday school teacher was discussing the Ten Commandments with her five and six year olds… After explaining the commandment to “Honor thy father and thy mother,” she asked “Is there a commandment that teaches us how to treat our brothers and sisters?” Without missing a beat one little girl answered, [...]

Answering machine humor

I dialed a wrong number and got the following recording: “I am not available right now, but thank you for caring enough to call. I am making some changes in my life. Please leave a message after the beep. If I do not return your call, you are one of the changes.”

There are two ways to conquer and enslave a nation

German Carnival Parade and US Politics   GLAD THAT GERMANY UNDERSTANDS OUR PLIGHT and is able to make fun of the USA LIKE EVERY OTHER NATION ON THE GLOBE NOT GOOD!! What Germany really thinks about Obama and his poor leadership of the United States of America.  He has brought this all on himself, by himself [...]

A wife asked her husband to describe her.

A wife asked her husband to describe her. He looked at her, then said, “You’re A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K”. She asks, “What does that mean”? He said, “Adorable, Beautiful, Cute, Delightful, Elegant, Foxy, Gorgeous, Hot”. She smiled and said, “Oh, that’s sweet, but what about ‘I, J, K’ [...]

Stop Cutting Down Trees! It’s Serious Now.

Albert Einstein… or Marilyn Monroe?

You also Have to get out of your seat and walk away from Your computer.  People may think you’re crazy. But it’s well worth it. When you look at this picture you see it’s Albert Einstein.. But if you stand 15 feet away it will become Marilyn Monroe.. Now what do you think of the reliability of …

Political Humor – Obamantics

The liberals are asking us to give Obama time. We agree . . . and think 25 to life would be appropriate. Leno America needs Obama-Care like Nancy Pelosi needs a Halloween mask. Leno Q: Have you heard about McDonald’s’ new Obama Value Meal? A: Order anything you like and the guy behind you has to pay for it. Conan O’Brien Q: What [...]

63 and pregnant!

63 and pregnant! A woman went to the emergency room, where she was seen by a young new doctor. After about 3 minutes in the examination room, the doctor told her she was pregnant. She burst out of the room and ran down the corridor screaming. An older doctor stopped her and asked what the [...]

Two of the greatest qualities in life are . . .

Two of the greatest qualities in life are: 1. Patience 2. Wisdom

Obama at the bat – Is nothting sacred to Washington?

Obama will, sure enough, force an amendment to the official rules of baseball allowing his team to have more strikes. Yes, against the will of all the players, even his own. But he doesn’t believe in listening to others who speak out against his policy making, much less polls. Remember, …